"Hi" "Hey" "Who was that?" "I have no idea..."
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Ghetto language. Bathroom = Baafrumm. Refrigerator = Fridgerataa. Remote control = Moken troll.
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LIKE IF: Ignoring the world when your crush is texting you.
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"How can you tell if a girls on her period?" "How can you not tell?!"
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"Did your mom drop you as a baby?" "Yeah, into a pool of sexy."
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PARENTS: Why are you awake so early? ME: Who said I went to sleep?
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In school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the trash bin.
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If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
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"IM SO POOR!!" posted via twitter for mac
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Life always offers you a second chance. Its called tomorrow.
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