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LIKE IF “See you next year” must be the most over used dad-joke every December.
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LIKE IF calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery
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LIKE if plane tickets were free you`d never see me again
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LIKE IF YOU BELIEVE : Someday you will look back and know exactly why it had to happen.
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LIKE IF:
8PM: "Just one more episode before bed"
2AM: "Who needs sleep anyway?"
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LIKE IF:
11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck
in december: life is a polar expresswreck
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LIKE If: When you study, you thinking 30% cellphone, 25 % hungry, 15 % other people, 25% movies, 4% other, 1% book
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LIKE IF you`re the smart friend that handles situations the best...
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LIKE IF : A rejected high five is one of the biggest insults there is.
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LIKE IF:
"I cut people off quick"
"I have a small circle"
"I dont trust anyone"
"Everyone`s a snake"
"I always fake a smile"
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