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My teacher told me to solve the problem on the board so I went up there, erased it and said SOLVED.
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My teacher today gave a 45-minute speech about not wasting time.
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Yesterday I did nothing and today I`m finishing what I did yesterday.
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I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
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I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side now.
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Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
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It’s easy to see when someone is in love with someone else, but it’s really hard to see when someone is in love with you
-Sukma
Me jealous of you.Bless your delusional heart!
-Tanessa
Learn what you live.Live what you learn.
-Heather
Life is too short to let someone make you miserable.Remember,someone can only make you unhappy if you give them the power to do so.
-Heather

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