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That awkward moment When you think you did good on a test and then get your grade back
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being called babe, baby girl & princess never gets old
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If you don`t ask because you might be refused, you`ve already refused yourself.
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The voice of Mickey Mouse and the voice of Minnie Mouse got married in real life.
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when you see something u didn`t wanna see but its your own fault because you are lurking
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When someone disses your music taste but you see them tweeting about how much they love your fav artist months later
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If found guilty of killing your father in Ancient Rome you`d be placed in a sack with a viper, dog and rooster and flung into the ocean.
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What makes you different, makes you beautiful. Don`t let the crowd`s standards define you. You`re beautiful in your way.
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Fixing someone broken heart, is like treating a sickness, matter how hard u try if you’re not the right medicine, u can never cure the pain
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Jell-O has come in many flavors, including cola, celery, seasoned tomato and mixed veggie.
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