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The less you sleep, the easier you`ll get drunk.
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I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper.
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The proper way to describe the day after tomorrow is " Overmorrow. " Yesterday, today, tomorrow then overmorrow.
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If the population of China walked past you in a single file line, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
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The hardest lesson in life is probably learning to let go of the things or people that you wanted the most because you can`t have it.
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Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
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Forgot to go to the gym today… That makes 13,845 days in a row.
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There is a frog that will break it’s own bones to form claws as self defense.
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horoscope: more mistakes coming soon
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Positive thinking can help increase your lifespan, strengthen your immune system, and lower rates of depression. Always think positive!
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