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Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
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Some cunt in a nightclub came up to me and said, "I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha."

Me: 20 x 0 = 0.
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People who are strongly connected with their friends have stronger immune system than those who keep themselves isolated.
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In high school, Weird Al and friends started the Volcano Worshippers Club just to get an extra picture of themselves in the yearbook
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Chocolate "chips" get their name from the days when bars of chocolate were sold with a chopping tool to make little chips for baking
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I hate how I let the dumbest things bother me sometimes.
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In one minute you can change your attitude and in that minute you can change your entire day
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You are braver than you believe. Stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
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What goes around comes back around.
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If you tell the truth, you don`t have to remember anything.
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