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Disney World is just a people trap operated by a mouse.
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When getting drunk you’re basically borrowing happiness from tomorrow when you’re lying in pain in the depth of a hangover.
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The news is basically just someone saying good evening and then giving you a list of reasons it’s not.
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“We are all time travelers, we just have no control over the speed or direction in which we travel.”
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I’m only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
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The world would be a very different place if everyone could feel the emotions they inflict on others.
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People say Hakuna Matata all the time to justify stupidity, but the whole takeaway of the lion king was that we have to face our challenges.
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It’s easy to see when someone is in love with someone else, but it’s really hard to see when someone is in love with you.
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If the inventor of copyright had copyrighted his idea, nobody would be able to use copyright.
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I would book a lot more appointments if I could do it all online, without having to talk to anyone.
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