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Did you hear about that man that was cooled to absolute zero? He is 0K now
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And then God created Saturn... And he liked it... So he put a ring on it.
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Do you know what`s not right? Left.
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Why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?
Because they can`t even.
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I`m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.
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How did i get out of Iraq? Iran.
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What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet.
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What do you call a sick eagle? Illegal.
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7 billion smiles, and yours is my favorite
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"Don`t limit yourself. Many people limit themselves to what they think they can do." - Mary Kay Ash
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