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Yesterday I did nothing and today I`m finishing what I did yesterday.
Learn what you live.Live what you learn.
Never had a type.I just like the way I vibe with certain people.
Giving someone a unique place where you won’t lose them is the most common way of losing them...
Disney World is just a people trap operated by a mouse.
When getting drunk you’re basically borrowing happiness from tomorrow when you’re lying in pain in the depth of a hangover.
If the inventor of copyright had copyrighted his idea, nobody would be able to use copyright.
Life is too short to let someone make you miserable. Remember, someone can only make you unhappy if you give them the power to do so.
Son : "this is pointless"
Dad: " no son, circles are pointless"
Son- "What time is it?"
Dad- "Time for you to get a watch."

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