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Yesterday I did nothing and today I`m finishing what I did yesterday.
-unknown
Learn what you live.Live what you learn.
-Heather
Never had a type.I just like the way I vibe with certain people.
-Tanessa
Giving someone a unique place where you won’t lose them is the most common way of losing them...
-Afaq
Disney World is just a people trap operated by a mouse.
-unknown
When getting drunk you’re basically borrowing happiness from tomorrow when you’re lying in pain in the depth of a hangover.
-unknown
If the inventor of copyright had copyrighted his idea, nobody would be able to use copyright.
-unknown
Life is too short to let someone make you miserable. Remember, someone can only make you unhappy if you give them the power to do so.
-unknown
Son : "this is pointless"
Dad: " no son, circles are pointless"
-unknown
Son- "What time is it?"
Dad- "Time for you to get a watch."
-unknown

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