I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
-unknown
funny facebook status
I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side now.
-unknown
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
-unknown
The news is basically just someone saying `good evening` then giving you a list of reasons why its not xD
-Holly
The news is basically just someone saying good evening and then giving you a list of reasons it’s not.
-unknown
Dad: "Where do you all want to eat?"
Kids: "We dont care dad, wherever you want to go"
Dad: "Fine, we are going home."
Kids: "We dont care dad, wherever you want to go"
Dad: "Fine, we are going home."
-unknown
Classic Dad
"thinking he has seen every tv show episode before even if it`s the premier episode of a brand new show"
"thinking he has seen every tv show episode before even if it`s the premier episode of a brand new show"
-unknown
classical dad moves : Telling you not to do something then bragging about how cool it`s was in the 80`s
-unknown
Classic Dad Moves
Watching Star Wars with his children and telling them "I am your father "
Watching Star Wars with his children and telling them "I am your father "
-unknown
When you`ve been hiding something in your room and your mom says " I cleaned your room today.."
-unknown