That annoying moment when you`re walking around the house with socks on and step on a random wet spot.
-unknown
Facebook status
B.i.n.g = Bitch I`m not Google.
-unknown
Move a desk into an elevator. When people get on, ask if they have an appointment.
-unknown
Bad guys in movies: "But before I kill you, I want to tell you this really long story so you can be saved."
-unknown
You never realize how weird your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
-unknown
I`ve never seen a tombstone that read: "Died from not forwarding that text to ten people".
-unknown
Algebra rule. If it seems easy, you`re doing it wrong...
-unknown
Remember the time we used to get on the computer just for paint?
-unknown
Secrets Of Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries. "Few moments on your Lips, Forever on your Hips..."
-unknown
You want to see a perfect relationship? Watch a movie.
-unknown