Babies need an "Airplane Mode".
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Look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man & work like a boss.
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Parents: "Watch your mouth." Me: "I can`t watch it, it`s under my nose."
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LIKE IF: Trying not to think about one person you don`t like, but on the inside you truly do.
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That awkward moment when someone assumes you care about their opinion.
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Boy: "I wanna be a superhero, guess my name." Girl: "Superman? Batman?" Boy: "Your man"
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LIKE IF : Twitter makes me forget that I have text messages.
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This is a very sad story. Boy: "make me a sandwich." Girl: "no". LIKE if you cried.
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When I was little, I had a huge imagination. Now, I can`t even make up a story for English class!
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I hate people who say `age is just a number`... Age is clearly a word...
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