Honey, do you have anything you`d like to say before football season starts?
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How to freak someone out. 1. Find someone on facebook with the same name as you. 2. Steal their profile picture. 3. Poke them.
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In every picture/sculpture of Adam & Eve, they both have belly buttonsÂ… Think about it, ... take all the time you need.
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Singing to a song you don`t really know... but that 15 second part you do know is coming, and you`re gonna own that it!
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
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Microwave minutes seem way longer when you`re hungry.
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is Talking on the phone and make a tour of the house.
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LIKE IF: When I was a kid, I used to close the refrigerator slowly to see the light turns off.
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Yes, I dance in my car. Yes, I see you staring at me. No, I do not care.
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If lesbians aren`t attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men?
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