You unfriended me? Wow, you sure taught me a lesson.
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Facebook status
Just remember, if we get caught, you are deaf and I don`t speak english.
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Without women, life would be a pain in the ass. If you don`t get this, you`re too young to be on Twitter.
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Yes, I`m single... and you`re gonna have to be pretty damn amazing to change that.
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Take the color of your toothbrush + The last thing you ate and that = your band name.
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My girlfriend just called me old fashioned. I almost dropped my Walkman.
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Doing weird faces & sounds in an elevator & then realizing it has a camera.
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I`m so talented. I can listen to music and ignore you at the same time.
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I wish there was a room where we could go and see all the stuff we have ever lost.
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*Washing Car* Friend: Sup dude, you washing your car? Me: No... I`m watering it to see if it grows into a bus!
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