The awkward moment when you’re not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up.
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If ugliness was measured in bricks, you would be the great wall of China.
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Hello random bruise, where did you come from?
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One Direction meet LMFAO: "You don`t know you`re beautiful!" -"Actually, I`m sexy and I know it..."
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A Big Mac, Large fries, and a DIET Coke? You must really be watching your calories. Don`t be too hard on yourself.
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B. E. D : a Beautiful End to the Day
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No matter how many search engines there are, we will always use Google.
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Female. Fe = Iron; Male = Man. Therefore, You`re Iron Man.
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I get awkward when someone complements me and I don`t know what to say. Them: You look pretty today Me: Happy Birthday
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How to find the name of a song: Type all the words you know in Google and hope for the best.
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