There`s no crying in Twitter, that`s why you have a Facebook account.
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Listen to what your friends tell you because they can, and will always tell you the things you don’t want to tell yourself.
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Math is a drama queen. It can`t seriously have that many problems.
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If your girlfriend gets jealous it`s because she`s faithful.
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How to get your homework done on time? DON`T go to the library with your friends. You won`t get ANYTHING done.
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If she saves your texts in her phone so she can read them when she misses you, wife that girl.
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Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?
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You`re doing Twitter right if: 1. People follow you 2. You have one Twitter crush 3. You have at least one stalker 4. Someone blocked you
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If I was a teacher I would create a multiple choice test where all 30 answers are D... Just to mess with the students heads.
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I don`t care if I cant sing. This is my favorite song. Therefore I will sing.
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