"I wasn`t that drunk!" "Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story!"
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Facebook status
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here`s some mouthwash, use it maybe?
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My favorite activity is pretending that I can sing.
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video games don`t make kids violent, lag does
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Oprah makes: $315,000,000/year $26,000,000/month $6,000,000/week $850,000/day $35,000/hour $600/minute $10/second Jealous? Me too.
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Winners never quit. Fighters never give in. Champions never let anyone take advantage of them. Which one are you?
-Sade
Mexican word of the day `Wheelchair` :`Me and Juan only have one taco, but is okay. Wheelchair.`
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I do my best proofreading after I hit send.
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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn`t even matter...
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We interrupt this relationship to bring you football season.
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