If you LIKE this you will yawn.
-unknown
Facebook status
FACT: Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute... Ummm, wanna work out?
-unknown
Not telling me something because you "didn`t want to piss me off" is probably the best way to piss me off.
-unknown
At least the INTERNET has 0 calories.
-unknown
That awkward moment when your friend texts you “brb” and is gone for five hours.
-Ben
That awkward moment when you find out that your best friend likes the person you have a crush on.
-Ben
All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.
-Ban
A girl is `beautiful` not HOT . She isn`t Temperature. .
-Ban
I was like, "Bitch Please`
-Shadi
2 things a girl wants: 1) Lose weight. 2) Eat.
-unknown