Me: babe, are you jealous? Her: no. Me: are you sure? Her: yes. Me: kiss me. Her: GO KISS THAT B!TCH WHO LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!!
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Facebook status
Oh, I didn`t tell you? It must have been none of your business....
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The only "B" word a man should call a woman is beautiful. B!tches love being called beautiful.
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My favorite outdoor activity is going back to inside.
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A million feelings, a thousand thoughts, hundreds of memories, all for one person.
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If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make you fat.
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I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
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LIKE if you like food more than people.
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I got 98.998 problems and rounding up numbers is one of them.
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Our generation will make the weirdest ghosts. "Who are you? What do you want?" Ghostly moan: "Your mooooooom!"
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