Pandora: *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* runs out of skips.. *changes station*
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Everything is going to be alright, maybe not today, but eventually.
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Admit it. You care about too many people who would never care about you.
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Never in my life, I`v seen a bully steal a kids lunch money -.-
-Roseanne
I`m not trying to impress you or anything but I can fly!
-Roseanne
If you love someone, set them free... If they don`t return... Use your GPS tracking to hunt them down & beat the shit out of em...
-Dorian
Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri "What do women want?" She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.
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"I`m not like most women." - Most women
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The people who make medicine clearly have no idea what fruit tastes like.
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LIKE IF : I HAVE TO wet my toothbrush, put the toothpaste on, then re-wet my toothbrush in order for me to brush my teeth.
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