Facebook status

Whatever makes you feel bad, leave it. Whatever makes you feel good, keep it.
-unknown
Some people might as well post "wants attention" as their status
-unknown
Forget all the reasons it won`t work and believe in the one reason why it will.
-unknown
"I`d like a $5 dollar footlong"....."That`ll be 7.55"....."Bitch what?"
-unknown
If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I`d just laugh and search with them
-Eli
LIKE IF: "I`m going to bed" .. really means .. "I`m going to lie on my bed and be on my phone."
-unknown
What if Hogwarts actually sent us all letters, but our parents hid them??
-unknown
I don`t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.
-unknown
The person who makes you happiest is the person who can hurt you the most.
-unknown
They`ve promised that dreams can come true. But forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too :|
-unknown