If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.
-unknown
Facebook status
Crying would be so much more fun if tears screamed, "Weeeeee!!!" while running down your face.
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Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in
-unknown
We do not remember days, but we remember moments.
-unknown
Sorry I offended you when I called you a bitch. I had no idea you thought it was a secret.
-unknown
The biggest mistake I have made in my life is letting people stay in my life longer than they deserved to.
-unknown
You can’t be ugly and play hard to get. It just doesn’t work that way. You’re already hard to want.
-unknown
I`ve decided to get in shape... The shape of a potato.
-unknown
Whenever I date a guy, I think, Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-Ash
When I get my twitter password incorrect they ask me to `type what you see in this box` *We have to check if your human* NO BITCH I"M A VACUUM
-Roseanne