Mission impossible: not eating a french fry on the way home from the drive thru.
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Facebook status
I finally found love. Page 346 in the dictionary .
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Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies.
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My daily routine: Wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep.
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`Message Not Sent` ... B!tch Don`t Play With Me After I Typed All That!
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*Playing game for first time* "Would you like to try the tutorial first?" Me: "No." *moments later* Me: "How the f_ck do you play this?
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Think of a number between 0 and 20 Add 32 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It`s dark isn`t it
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LIKE IF: You`ve lied to get out of hanging with someone..
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Making a Facebook called "648,739,292 People", then liking someone status so they freak out.
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Every teacher before they draw on the board: "I`m not an artist."
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