LIKE IF: "Dad, i want $50 to buy something." "ok son, wash my car."
-David
Facebook status
I use shower gel when I am too lazy to handle with soap!
-Shubham
That awkward moment when you`re trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.
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LIKE if you say "it`s okay" even when it`s not.
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You realize you`re getting old when your friends start having kids on purpose.
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Don`t make a permanent choice over a temporary feeling.
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That awkward moment, where theres an awkward moment, and everyone knows it`s an awkward moment, then somebody says: "AWWWKKKKWAAARRDD!!!".
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Saying something stupid and thinking “Yeah, that sounded way better in my head.”
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You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall...is in love with me.
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Oh, you have a cigarette behind your ear? Thanks for reminding me how incredibly badass you are.
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