How awesome would it be to play hide and seek in your whole school...
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Facebook needs these 3 buttons: "dislike", "who cares?", & "are you an idiot?"
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You know you`re desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google..
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Who else had that one pen with 4 colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once?
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I just took a hot shower. Its like a normal shower, but with me in it.
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I`m never really sure if I`m hungry or just bored.
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LIKE IF : Saying, "Shut up no one likes you!" when someone corrects you.
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Weird is just a side effect of being awesome.
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I was singing a song... You joined in... I don`t wanna sing it anymore.
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I`m sorry, but I took you out of my life for a reason, don`t try and step back in it like nothing happened.
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