Can you cry underwater?
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If what you see is what you get, why can`t you judge a book by its cover?
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If time is money, then are ATMs time machines?
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That moment when there`s a mosquito in your house and you feel like a victim...
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Teacher: "How can we keep our school clean?" Student: "By staying at home."
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So much music, so little time.
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Cool story bro, if i get a popcorn will you tell it again?
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That awkward moment when someone`s sad and you don`t know what to say or do to cheer them up.
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I love hearing old songs I used to love. They`re like memories you can always go back to.
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All guys should learn from Mario Bros. No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her.
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