Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I wanna make sure that I will remember you in my dreams.
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I may not be there yet, but im closer than yesterday.
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The longer you`re single, the more you start to think something`s wrong with you.
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If a vampire bites a zombie, does it turn into a zombie, or does the zombie turn into a vampire?
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Would a transformer buy life insurance or car insurance?
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If you enjoy wasting time, is that time really wasted?
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What if birthmarks are just scars from where you were killed in your previous life.
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When the bus driver gets off the bus, who closes the door?
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If you spill a cleaning product, did you make a mess?
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If your goal is to have no goals, do you have a goal?
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