Dude, I gave you a pen, not a chew toy!
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Facebook status
Why do parents think it`s so easy to get straight A`s?
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"THIS IS NOT AN ASSIGNMENT YOU CAN DO THE NIGHT BEFORE." Challenge accepted.
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LIKE IF no mater what you do on the Computer, you always end up on Twitter, Facebook or YouTube.
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The food channel is like porn for your stomach.
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Did you know a group of whales is called a pod ?
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Did you know its physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky ?
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People will always find something WRONG with you even if everything you do is GOOD.
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When you eat food that`s too hot and start breathing like a retarded dragon.
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I think I missed the driver ed class on how inching forward every 5 seconds at a red light makes it turn green faster.
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