Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla.
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REMEMBER: You`re braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, smarter than you think, and twice as beautiful as you`d ever imagine.
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Don’t add winky face emoticons to anything unless you want me to take it sexually.
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You say I`m pretty, I say thanks. you say I`m funny, i say i know. You call me stupid, i hug you and say, "that makes two of us"
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You can`t see your next if you`re too busy looking at your Ex.
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If it quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, and smells like a duck, it`s probably a Unicorn wearing a duck costume
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Sometimes I wish I could read your mind. Then, I wonder if I could handle the truth.
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That ONE person you can`t stop thinking about
...until you have food in front of you
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In China, you name your child after the sound you hear by dropping silverwear down the stairs
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There`s always one girl in your school that is obsessed with horses.
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