Some people are as useless as the p in psycho.
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Facebook status
First impression is not everything. But it`s used to decide whether people wanna meet you for the next time or not.
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My Sister married an Asian billionaire.... Cha Ching
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The fake laugh you do when you don’t understand what somebody just said to you. You`re like :D but deep inside you`re like o_O”
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That awkward moment when you`re in an argument with a little kid, and they seem to be winning...
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I like you . You like me . And we`re not dating because . . .
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That annoying. moment when you have typed a long message and accidentally! pressed the back button -_-
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If you don’t want me now, don’t miss me later.
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As we grow up, we realize it become less important to have more friends and more important to have real ones.
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To my friends. You are my duct tape. You hold my world together..
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