Never get your hopes up when the teacher says that the test will be easy.
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Facebook status
Dear Future Relationship, I`m still waiting.
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LIKE IF: I go deaf when I`m texting.
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9 year olds these days have iPhones, an iPad, and a Facebook. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers..
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If aliens ever land here and demand to see our leader, I think our best chance of survival would be to bring them Lady Gaga.
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Mom, one does not simply pause an online game
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You were cute until I clicked "View more pictures"
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That awesome moment when you predict something and it actually comes true.
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People: "I love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me." Me: "I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready."
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Texting + Facebook = Textbook. Yes, Mom, I am studying.
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