It`s pretty awkward when you pick up a hitchhiker and neither of you can decide who is going to try to murder who first.
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Facebook status
saying "do I smell popcorn" right after you fart. so everybody takes a deep breath.
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I love you. *erases* I miss you. *erases* Can we talk? *erases* Hi. *sends*
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You never realize how weird your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
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Sarcasm: The ability to offend idiots without them realizing it.
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I`ve never been in love... But I imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.
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Friends: "Can I come over?" Best Friends: "I’m coming over."
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Stomach: Oh your taking a test in class and its dead silent? Here let me play the song of my people.
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It`s so dumb how 1 text, 1 song, 1 mistake, 1 lie, 1 word, 1 truth, and 1 person could change your mood in 1 second.
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I need someone in my life who`s gonna motivate me and not stress me.
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