The hardest part is seeing the one you love with the one they love.
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Real men stay faithful. They don`t have time to look for other women because they`re too busy looking for new ways to love their own.
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When I was a kid "talk to the hand" was the best defense I had.
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Drunk people are the only honest ones left.
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The worst part of school is when i actually have to put effort into something.
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Congratulations on being a cool kid in high school. Sorry about the rest of your life though.
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LIKE IF you also Disagree with someone just to annoy them.
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Pizza guy: "Enjoy your pizza" ... Me: "You too!" ... Pizza guy: ". . . ." ... Me *closes door awkwardly*
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"I love you" "OMG, really? What a coincidence!" "Why? You love me too?" "No, I love myself too!"
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Texting girls at 11:12, making their wishes come true.
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