Some relationships come when you don`t need them, some relationships go when you realize you need them.
-unknown
Facebook status
lights off- dream on..
Bitch please..
Lights off- facebook on
Bitch please..
Lights off- facebook on
-Bhumswrang
When I was a kid, I`ve always wanted to watch the face of the fat woman at Tom & Jerry...
-Juljan
That scary moment when you’re about to go to bed and then you realize you had homework.
-unknown
The best kind of good deeds are done when no one sees you.
-unknown
And then Satan said, "Put the alphabet in math.."
-unknown
If a guy tells you he is different, he is just like all the others. If he really is different, he`ll show you, not tell you.
-unknown
Singing na-na-na when I can`t remember a part of song lyric.
-unknown
Why does Facebook even give me the option to `like` my own status? Of course I like my status. I`m hilarious and sexy.
-unknown
What if Oxygen makes our voice really deep.... And Helium just brings it back to normal?
-unknown