I am not afraid of my death, I just don`t want to be there when it happens.
-Dorian
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Dear Weekend, stay here with me forever.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
-Dorian
Maybe I`m too late to be your first. But right now, I`m preparing myself to be your last.
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When I start to study, all the good TV shows begin.
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I love that moment of joy when I see my food coming at a restaurant.
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When I`m at Home On a School Day, I Look At The Clock And Think, "Haa! Those B*tches Are In Math Class..!" ;)
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In the restaurant: "Would you like a table?" "No, a lamp for 5 please."
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Delete "L" from "LOVER" and all you got is OVER.
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"I`m going to bed" really means "I`m going to lie on my bed and be on my phone."
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