*In school* Teacher: "Must be 5-10 sentences." Me: "Yeah, I`m only writing five then.."
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I wish Google maps had an "Avoid Construction" route option
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I am so broke I am being sponsored by a kid in Africa..
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That awkward moment when you introduce your friend to someone, and they become closer with them than with you..
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My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, And they`re like, "It wasn`t that hard."
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How do they signal for Batman during the day?
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"I`ll catch a Grenade for you". i dont think Bruno Mars has ever seen Jersey Shore.
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When someone gives you food out of nowhere, the first thing you say is, "What did you do to it?"
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That awkward moment when you spell the word correctly but it just looks so wrong, so you just stare at it forever.
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It`s only embarrassing if you care what people think.
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