had a dream i was king,i woke up ; STILL KING!!!!!! <3 <3
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exercise…ex…er…cise…..ex…ar…..size……eggs…are…sides….for bacon. bacon.
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Once you go Asian, you never miss an equation.
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There are more cows in India, than cars in the U.S.
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LIKE IF: When I was little I used to say a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, ELEMENO p..
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Honestly, I would rather hear a guy say, "I made plans for us." Instead of the usual... "I don`t know, it`s whatever you wanna do.
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That awkward moment when you dont know how to continue the conversation.
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*ordering food with mom* Me: I want a #1 and a soda. Mom: We have soda at home. Me: ITS NOT THE SAME DAMNIT
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That awkward moment when you touch a toy in the shop and it won`t shut up.
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LIKE if you think Apple should have replaced Siri with Morgan Freeman on the iPhone 5.
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