So if we lie to the government it’s a felony. But if they lie to us its politics.
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Watching a horror movie and thinking: "No, don`t kill her! She`s HOT."
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Sorry, I`m not tall enough to ride your emotional roller-coaster.
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Do you have a pencil "Nope" *Looks down at bag of pencils* *Evil laugh*
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Looking at your bestfriend and saying, “I’ll do it if you do it…”
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If laughter is the best medicine, how does tickle torture exist?
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The awkward moment when you`re enjoying the cartoon more than the child sitting next to you.
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Liking a status because you`re secretly trying to send someone a message.
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That awkward moment when you take a shower in the middle of the day, and you don`t know whether to put on regular clothes or pajamas.
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We text 24/7, but when we meet, it`s so awkward.
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