Fat guy: "I have a 6 pack." Me: "Where?" Guy: "Under my fat. It`s shy."
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If a girl ever steals your man, there’s no better revenge than letting her keep him. REAL MEN can’t be stolen.
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Sometimes you gotta shut up, swallow your pride and accept that you’re wrong. It’s not giving up, it’s called growing up.
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Let`s flip a coin - if heads you are mine, if tails I`m yours :)
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He is a player, but he forgets it`s my game .
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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and kill a cat.
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Dear parents, you should be happy i`m addicted to Twitter and not drugs.
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Like if you also change the date on your homework to make it seem like you did it earlier.
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Every girl should have a guy who an take her on a date, and not touch anywhere but her heart.
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Have you ever laid on your bed at night and cried because you`re not good enough?
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