Love is not who you can see yourself with, It is who you can`t see yourself without.
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That awkward moment when you get mad at someone and slam the door then realized you forgot something so you have to go back.
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If someone doesn`t appreciate your presence, make them appreciate your absence.
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She says she doesn`t care, but her eyes tell a different story.
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Using moms money: I`m going to buy that, and that. $150? I`m definitely buying that! Using my money: $5? Maybe thats too much..
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Whenever I open the fridge, my dog looks at me like, "why don`t you eat all the food?"
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Two beer or not two beer." -Shakesbeer
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Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are stupid, not blind.
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Please don`t interrupt me while I`m ignoring you .
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Life is unfair. That`s why we have dreams.
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