"Dammit I`m mad" backwards is still "dammit I`m mad"
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Facebook status
I`m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.
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I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.
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That one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they talk.
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LIKE if you think that boys who say "hehe" sound really gay.
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Oh, excuse me Mr. Swagger, either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie.
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me: I`m going out. parents: with friends? me: Nope, with pokemon.
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Teacher: Did you read any books in July or August? Student: I read Facebook, Does it count?
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That song on your iPod that you always skip, but never delete.
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Awkward moment when you log on Twitter, it says 9:30pm.. you look 2 minutes later and it says 12:45am.
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