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					 3×9+3×0=? 
LIKE IF: 27
COMMENT IF: 30 					
					
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					 Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend...you owe me. 					
					
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					 Ain`t no mountain high enough to keep me from getting to you. Unless its an actual mountain, then forget it. 					
					
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					 I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up. 					
					
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					 Girls: We get all dolled up, makeup, fancy dress, cute shoes and all for that one special guy....and he still doesn`t notice a thing.					
					
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					 Did you know:Even without refrigeration, honey can last indefinitely in a properly sealed container.					
					
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					 Awkward moment when someone says it`s awkward while it`s normal. 					
					
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					 I`ll be Burger King and you`ll be McDonalds, I`ll be doing it my way and you`ll be lovin` it. 					
					
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					 Who here remembers going on to the computer just to go on paint and space pinball? 					
					
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					 Don`t talk to me that way! I might fall in love. 					
					
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