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LIKE IF: 27
COMMENT IF: 30
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Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend...you owe me.
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Ain`t no mountain high enough to keep me from getting to you. Unless its an actual mountain, then forget it.
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I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.
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Girls: We get all dolled up, makeup, fancy dress, cute shoes and all for that one special guy....and he still doesn`t notice a thing.
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Did you know:Even without refrigeration, honey can last indefinitely in a properly sealed container.
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Awkward moment when someone says it`s awkward while it`s normal.
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I`ll be Burger King and you`ll be McDonalds, I`ll be doing it my way and you`ll be lovin` it.
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Who here remembers going on to the computer just to go on paint and space pinball?
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Don`t talk to me that way! I might fall in love.
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