Before asking someone why they hate you, ask yourself why you even care.
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That awkward moment when you stay trapped in your bedroom because theres strangers in your house.
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That beautiful moment when you see your food coming at a restaurant... And it ends up going to the next table..
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Not all goodbyes are sad. Example: "Goodbye, class"
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Mind process: Should I send it? No it`s stupid...maybe...nah....eh YOLO.*send*
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I really don`t care about the party. I only came for free food. :)
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Dear friends, just because I`m laughing when I`m reading a text, doesn`t mean I`m flirting with someone.
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Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there`s an idiot pulling a door that says "PUSH"!
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I like when people say sammich instead of sandwich
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Looking back on your old Facebook pictures and thinking "What the hell was I doing".
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