Fact: The faster a girl mentions that she has a boyfriend, the more creeped out she is by you.
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Being someone’s ‘FIRST LOVE` is great but being Someone’s ‘LAST LOVE’ is beyond perfect.
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It`s hard to move on, when memories are pulling you back.
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Baby, Let`s cuddle, Let`s Hug, Let`s kiss, & let`s not let other people ruin our relationship.
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Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food
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Spending a long time writing a really long message then accidentally pressing the back button.
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"I wasn`t that drunk" "Dude, you were sitting on the floor with your arms around a hobo, singing `We Found Love` by Rihanna"
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Don`t mess with people who handle your food.
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That awkward moment when your walking down the stairs and think theres another step and you hulk stomp the ground..
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How to get a woman mad in 2 easy steps: 1. Take a picture of her. 2. Don`t show it to her.
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