That awkward moment when someone knocks while you`re in the bathroom, so you cough.
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Don`t let people push you around, unless you`re in a wagon, cause that shit would be fun.
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I always feel bad for that squirrel in Ice-Age
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Who is this "feat." and why is he in so many songs?
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My friend Carlos got his car stolen. We just call him Los now
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Having few friends who really love you is always better than tons of friends who don`t.
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Congratulations! You`ve won a lifetime supply of air: Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.
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Always appreciate what you have. There is always someone out there who wishes that had what you have.
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I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. Bitch, the feeling is gone.
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The best revenge is getting over it and moving on. Don’t give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer.
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