One of the hardest things in life is trying to plug in your charger in the dark.
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I`m too awkward to start conversations, so let`s make that your job.
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No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has to clean the bathrooms at Taco Bell.
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He treated me like I was replaceable, I showed him that he was.
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Oh, you liked my picture from four months ago? You obviously weren`t stalking me..
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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don`t know how much I want. They don`t know my life. They don`t know what I`ve been through.
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To do list: 1. Buy a turtle. 2. Name it "The Speed of Light". 3. Be able to honestly say "I can run faster than The Speed of Light"
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Dear movie theater, which arm rest is mine? Sincerely, awkward.
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If you ever see someone getting bullied, stand up for them. You never know what a few words can do ...You could save a life.
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He was too much concerned with his own perfection ever to think of admiring any one elses.
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