The ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest person alive.
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sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for twitter.
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She`s jealous because she`s afraid you`ll find someone prettier, smarter, taller, skinnier, nicer, calmer, stronger, and better than her.
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You want the truth? I still have feelings for you. No matter how hard I try, a part of me just won’t let go.
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Parents: "I`m in a bad mood. I think I`ll go yell at my kids so they`re in a bad mood too."
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As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn`t want to eat this week anyways.
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Why is that cotton candy talking? Grandma, that`s Nicki Minaj.
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l bet the YMCA dance is a lot harder to do in Chinese.
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I`m the type of person who eats all the popcorn before the movie even starts.
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What`s the formula for holy water? H2OMG!
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