Facebook status
I`m sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit.
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65% of Americans would live on a deserted island all by themselves for an entire year for $1,000,000. LIKE IF YOU ALSO ONE OF THEM.
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Seeing an attractive person in public and thinking "Damn, I`ll never see them again."
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Small things that mean a lot: Cute texts, tight hugs, long replies, holding hands, remembering the little things, & kisses on the forehead
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Fighting the urge to put a sarcastic comment on someone else`s status.
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If 666 is considered evil, then is 25.8069 the root of all evil?
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The higher you build your walls, the harder you fall when someone breaks them down.
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at least the Internet has 0 calories
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Who needs Swag when you have Gangnam Style?
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When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it`s for them.
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