Sometimes, the things we can`t change end up changing us.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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You know what`s the best part about waking up early? Nothing, it sucks!
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Sometimes I hate you, sometimes I love you, sometimes I miss you but there isn`t a time where I don`t think about you ♥
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Girls` dictionary: NO = YES. Maybe = No. We need = I want. We need to talk = You`re in deep trouble.
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LIKE IF : My Disney Channel was "Even Stevens", "That`s so Raven", & "Lizzie McGuire" It didn`t involve talking fish or 11 year olds in high school.
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I feel bad for everyone who isn`t dating me .
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The ultimate question... is Petsmart supposed to be "Pet smart" or "Pets mart"
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When someone has a nickname, calling them by their real name sounds weird.
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What do you call a pig who does karate? Pork chop.
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