"Send me a pic" never fails to ruin a conversation.
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Imagine if you called the wrong number and the person who answered was a celeberty. "Hello" "Mom?" "No. This is Morgan Freeman"
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In math I use this thing called the guess & hope method.
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You know it`s cold outside when you go outside and it`s cold.
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C.L.A.S.S - Come. Late. And. Start. Sending Tweets.
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Patrick: “What does claustrophobic mean?” Spongebob: “I think it means he’s afraid of Santa Claus
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I`m not racist. I hate everyone equally.
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Going to the supermarket with your mom and secretly putting a snack into the cart without her knowing.
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Some say that, alcohol kills people. Well, let`s not forget how many people were born because of alcohol.
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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto.
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