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Oh sweets, even my heels are higher than your standards
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Texting 5 people & telling 4 of them you’re going to bed, just so you can spend the rest of the night texting the one person that you like.
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Let`s find love in a hopeless place.
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Relationship Status: [ ] Single [ ] In a relationship [ ] Engaged [ ] Married [ ] Divorced [ ✓] Waiting for a miracle to happen.
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Best Childhood Memory: "Your mom`s here! Quick, go and hide so you won`t have to go home!!!"
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A strong person isn`t the one who doesn`t cry. A strong person is the one who sheds tears for a moment,picks up her sword and fights again.
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90% of the ocean remains unexplored and y’all telling me mermaids don’t exist? Screw you.
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‘YOU STUPID COMPUTER!” * Starts working again* ”I’m so sorry…. I love you”
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Sometimes I drink a glass of water just to surprise my liver.
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"I need a boyfriend" No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty.
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