You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status.
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Facebook status
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart. :D
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Yes officer, I saw the "speed limit" sign, I just didn`t see you.
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I want to take a yoga class, but I can`t trust my farts.
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Someone told me I was immature....well guess who`s not allowed in my tree house anymore?
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May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
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Cuddling in bed and falling asleep is probably the best feeling in a relationship.
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To all the people who think they don`t need deodorant...what the hell would make you think that?
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Over thinking changes nothing, it messes with your mind and literally steals your happiness.
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Scams are everywhere on the INTERNET. Send me two payments of $19.95 and I will show you how to avoid them!
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