Never play scrabble with Lil Wayne, he makes up too many words.
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Moment of silence for the people who still wear crocs.
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Due to yesterday`s lack of sleep, today has been canceled.
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Please keep talking, I always yawn when I’m interested.
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Twinkle twinkle little star, point me to the nearest bar.
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You know you`re ugly when you`re the one asked to take the photo.
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Hey undercover cop car, I like your 5 extra antennas.
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LIKE IF: If I had Morgan Freeman’s voice, I would just sit around talking to myself all day.
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Stop playing hard to get, you`re already hard to want.
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Self control: The ability to prevent myself from beating the shit out of someone who desperately needs it.
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