Walmart usually uses 4 checkouts. Unless it`s really busy then they use 1
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Facebook status
LIKE IF: When I was kid, I watched Spongebob... Wait... I still do.
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That awkward moment when someone’s voice doesn’t match their appearance
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LIKE IF: We all have that one friend that looks Chinese but isn`t.
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Oh, so you`re a model? That toilet in the background of all your pictures looks fabulous.
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Adding "if you know what I mean" to the end of any sentence makes it sound dirty ;)
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Opinions are like twitter accounts. Everyone has one but mine is better than yours..
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There`s always that ginger who claims to be "strawberry blonde"
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"I wasn`t that drunk!"..."Dude, You sat on my couch and tried to put your seatbelt on."
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If I agreed with you, we`d both be wrong.
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